.::. Idiot Quiz

Congratulations. You found this page. This indicates some intelligence. Of course, this may also mean that you might be the most dangerous type of idiot. An idiot with a little bit of intelligence. Lets find out, shall we?

Answer honestly the following questions. If you answer "Yes" to one or more of the questions, you are probably an idiot. Notice I said "honestly". Sometimes the truth hurts but if you're an idiot it is better to find out now so that you can get help or isolate yourself from the rest of society. One note: if you find that you ARE an idiot, please do not breed. Society thanks you.

1. Has anyone called you an idiot in the last week and meant it?
2. Does your mother, father, wife, husband, co-workers, or children often call you an idiot?
3. Do you think that the "Rock/Paper/Scissors" game is "fixed"?
4. Do you really believe that you will win the lottery one day?
5. Have you ever pointed a gun at another person other than someone that is trying to kill you?
6. Has more than one person tried to kill you?
7. Have you ever had a DUI?
8. Do you think that voting for Republicans will lead to a smaller government?
9. Do you think that voting for Democrates will lead to greater freedoms and greater equality?
10. Do you have a high credit card debt?
11. If someone asks you who the Vice-President of the United States is, you have no clue?
12. Have you ever threatened the umpire of a Little League game?
13. Do you think that your child will make it to the Major Leagues one day?
14. Have you ever taken your small children to a rated R movie?
15. Do you get most of your news from "Entertainment Tonight"?
16. Do you think they're out to get you?

If you answered "Yes" to one or more of the above questions, please turn off the computer and don't have any more children until you have learned what it is to be an adult, what a joy knowledge is, and that Jerry Springer isn't "Good Entertainment". Thanks.